Welcome to the Crib of Squadness

YO YO YO, This be your DJ, Rhett. I'm spinnin the funky beats for your enjoyment. Goddam, I'm fucked up huh? This is kinda my website. Besides a website, this is also a portal to cool ass shit. I'm not that cool, so maybe its luke warm shit. Anyways, there's gonna be some shit, and you might wanna look at it.

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Well, I got this far, and decided I dont feel like wasting a long ass time making links and shit. So maybe I'll just say hi to people I know, and talk about some shit. If you wanna read on, be my guest.

Man, I like DMX.

Alright, here we go. I gotta say wuddup to my posse. Me and my homies roll hard through any shit. Lmao, actually, we dont live in the ghetto, so we dont roll that much. We just chill, and talk about fucked up shit. Mr. Barr and Mr. Hutchins are the brains of the get-up, supplying good ideas, and logical putdowns to ideas I come up with. Mr. Haringsma supplies the computer skills we need to take over the world. I supply the house to party in (from time to time) and the dude to make fun of. (myself) I have heard from other sources that I'm kinda funny from time to time too. My theory is, if you keep saying stupid shit, something is gonna be funny SOMETIME. So anyways, yeah, we roll.

Here is a wuddup to the rest of the crew from fenn-town. They also roll. They roll very well. I commend them on their rolling-ness. First, we have the dudes. I'm a dude, so I can't ramble on about them, thats gay. Then, we have the chics. Supa cool jolly jane, Yogi, members of the SNHS. Basically, hey to anyone I used to hang with back in my highschool days (thats all pro, i can say back in my highschool days CUZ I GRADUATED). I withdraw hello's from two bitches that went to my school, that may have concidered themselves all pro. They are not. Skeletor shall one day be defeated by He-man. Your evil powers are too weak to overcome the rightious powers of He-man. He-man is me. Skeletor is obvious. Continuing on with the "hey's"... What UP Michelle, lol.

Finnaly we have a whole paragraph dedicated to one person. She sure as hell better feel special, cuz she's all pro. I dont know if I should say her name, cuz that would give it up, and that wouldnt' be cool. I think she likes superises or whatever like that. So, anyways, when ya read this, u know who u are. She is hella hot (to me). But I am always put down by her. YOU GOTTA GO OUT WITH ME SOME DAY, PLEASE. (im pathetic huh?).

Well, thats it. Have a nice day. THE SIMPSONS KICK ASS.